Leslie is a knight that is tasked with the protection of her hometown from a very specific kind of nuisance, fairies. When a position opens up on her Lord’s guard because of a recent dragon attack, Leslie has to prove her worth in a competition against many of her fellow knights. Her toughest oponent is the son of the richest merchant in town, who while not the deftest blade on the field, has enough money to pay for the most expensive attacking and protection spells.
She who has been the Queen of England on earth will today become a Queen in Heaven.
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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
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photos by Gustavo Papaleo for John Lewis magazine
↳ “Archangels are fierce. They’re absolute.
They’re heaven’s most terrifying weapon.”
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Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Running Gag (Bert Macklin)
“I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit: Stealing the President’s… Rubies. Now I work alone.”
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Circa 1968 Aloisia Rucellai evening bag, gold and platinum, translucent enamel, diamonds, and rubies.
this cries SLYTHERIIIIIN
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